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  • I Fix Sh*t Hoodie - Black

    I Fix Sh*t Hoodie – Black

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    $47.99

    From busted gear to broken plans—you’re the one who gets it done. The I Fix Sht Hoodie* in Black is made for the hands-on, no-BS problem solvers who keep the world running. Tough, warm, and unapologetically direct, this hoodie is your badge of honor for every job that demands grit, sweat, and skill. Our I…

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  • Department Of War T-Shirt - Black

    Department Of War T-Shirt – Black

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    $29.99

    We don’t want war, but if you bring war to us, someone else will raise your sons and daughters. Not for the faint of heart. Not for the weak. You’re either with us or against us. War is back on the menu.  Our Department of War Grunt Style Tees are crafted with the following details:…

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  • Swearing Helps Hoodie - Navy

    Swearing Helps Hoodie – Navy

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    $47.99

    F-Bombs Are Cardio For The Soul. The Swearing Helps Hoodie is for those who curse like a veteran and don’t give a damn who’s offended. Bold, unapologetic, and built for chaos, this hoodie is your shield for every moment you refuse to be silenced. Wear it loud and proud, drop F-bombs at will, and let…

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  • Needs Supervision Hoodie - Black

    Needs Supervision Hoodie – Black

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    $47.99

    Chaos never looked this good. The Needs Supervision Hoodie isn’t for the quiet or cautious — it’s for those who roar, break rules, and own every room they walk into. Rule-breakers, chaos-makers, and fearless rebels wear this bold hoodie as armor for life’s messiest moments. Walk in loud, stand tall, and let everyone know: you’re…

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  • Department Of War Hoodie - Black

    Department Of War Hoodie – Black

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    $47.99

    We don’t want war, but if you bring war to us, someone else will raise your sons and daughters. Not for the faint of heart. Not for the weak. You’re either with us or against us. War is back on the menu. Our Department of War Hoodies are crafted with the following details: • Unisex…

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  • Husband Defined Hoodie - Black

    Husband Defined Hoodie – Black

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    $47.99

    This product is being 86ed! Quantities and sizes are limited – What we have is what we have, so get them before they’re gone. Wrap yourself in the perfect definition of the loving, devoted husband with our Men’s Husband Defined Hoodie. This hoodies is sure to get an eye roll from your wife and a…

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  • F*ck Me Like The VA T-Shirt - Black

    F*ck Me Like The VA T-Shirt – Black

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    $29.99

    Red tape? Long lines? Boredom? F*ck that. Survived hell on Earth—firefights, IEDs, and chaos—only to have the VA hit you next. The F*ck Me Like The VA T-Shirt in Black says it all: war was brutal, but bureaucracy is worse—and sometimes it feels like the VA is literally out to f*ck you. Our F*ck Me…

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  • F*ck Cancer Full-Zip Hoodie - Black

    F*ck Cancer Full-Zip Hoodie – Black

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    $59.95

    The F*ck All Cancer Full-Zip Hoodie is built for warriors, survivors, and anyone who refuses to let cancer call the shots. Bold, and ready for battle, it’s the kind of gear that stands as a statement before you even speak. Zip it up and step into the fight. Every stitch, every thread, every inch is…

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  • I'll Be In The Garage Hoodie - Black

    I’ll Be In The Garage Hoodie – Black

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    $47.99

    No calls. No questions. No drama. If you need him, you know where he’ll be! The I’ll Be In The Garage Hoodie is for the dad who finds peace in power tools, clarity in carburetors, and sanctuary between a workbench and a mini fridge. Buy dad a shirt this Father’s day that shows you know…

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  • Give Zero F Full-Zip Hoodie - Dark Chocolate

    Give Zero F Full-Zip Hoodie – Dark Chocolate

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    $59.99

    The Give Zero F Full-Zip Hoodie in Dark Chocolate channels the vibe of that no-nonsense forest guardian, but this time you’re the one issuing the warning with a heavy dose of American firepower. Only you can give zero F’s, and this hoodie makes it brutally clear. Our Give Zero F’s Full-Zip Hoodies are crafted with the…

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    I'm Big T-Shirt - Heather Forest Green

    I’m Big T-Shirt – Heather Forest Green

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    Original price was: $29.99.Current price is: $22.49.

    Our Supply Chief wants the room, so these have to go! We have only limited sizes and quantities available. Your lass thinks I’m big and even the leprechauns are whispering about it. The I’m Big T-Shirt doesn’t just announce confidence; it flashes it like a wink and a promise. Shamrocks, swagger, and a grin that…

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  • Inside You T-Shirt - Black

    Inside You T-Shirt – Black

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    $29.99

    We all know .50 cals are absolute units. Big. Loud. Hits like true love at first sight. But somehow these beautiful beasts keep getting ghosted for smaller calibers with commitment issues. Everyone wants them to “go away” or “be reasonable”—and frankly, that’s not very romantic. This is a free state, feelings are valid, and .50…

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    No Lucks, No F*cks T-Shirt - Heather Forest Green

    No Lucks, No F*cks T-Shirt – Heather Forest Green

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    Original price was: $29.99.Current price is: $22.49.

    Our Supply Chief wants the room, so these have to go! We have only limited sizes and quantities available. Zero luck. Zero apologies. Zero f*cks. The No Lucks, No F*cks T-Shirt  is shamrock-powered defiance with a side of chaos. Wear it and announce to the world: you don’t wait for permission, you don’t chase fortune,…

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  • Hooligan Hoodie - Black

    Hooligan Hoodie – Black

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    $47.99

    Forget subtle. Forget polite. The Hooligan Hoodie in Black is an Irish war cry stitched into a Molotov cocktail of attitude. It’s for the bold, the brazen, the ones who laugh at laws, wink at danger, and wear their mischief like a badge of honor. Rules? Break ’em. Authority? Burn it. Manners? Optional at best….

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  • Men's Commander Button Down - LFG

    Men’s Commander Button Down – LFG

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    $49.99

    Paradise isn’t peaceful. The Commander Button Down is built for coastal freedom with a tactical edge, made for days that start in the sun and end wherever the chaos leads. Lightweight, breathable, and cut to move, it delivers laid-back comfort without ever going soft. This is plate armor for patriots who stay alert, loud, and…

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  • Men's Commander Button Down - Tropical Death Harbor

    Men’s Commander Button Down – Tropical Death Harbor

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    $49.99

    Paradise isn’t peaceful. The Commander Button Down is built for coastal freedom with a tactical edge, made for days that start in the sun and end wherever the chaos leads. Lightweight, breathable, and cut to move, it delivers laid-back comfort without ever going soft. This is plate armor for patriots who stay alert, loud, and…

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